
I’M ON FIRE TODAY, BRO. GOT A SICK PUMP ON THE DECLINE BENCH, GAVE THE HOTTIE AT JAMBA JUICE MY NUMBER, AND TOMMY AND VINCE ARE ON THEIR WAY OVER WITH SOME BREWSKIS.
WE’RE GOING DOWNTOWN TONIGHT, YOU HEARD? GONNA FIND THE MOST BANGIN’ CLUB WITH THE HOTTEST BABES AND BEAT THAT BEAT BACK, BRO. GONNA DANCE ‘TIL WE DROP.
LIFE’S SIIIIIIIICK. FOR REALSIES.

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GOOOOOOOOOOOD
um. anybody else notice what’s going on here?
slut shame, you are a sneaky little bastard, and i hate you in every form.
»EWWW not the nasty facebook girl who is obviously WHORING for attention and LIKES! High heels, fake tan, tube bra, short shorts, and blonde hair? Gross and slutty!
»We must all love the sweet modest tumblr girl who covers her body and is about LOVE and HEARTS and all things morally superior to the stupid skanky facebook whore! yay tumblr!:|
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*EDIT happy to learn it’s a criticism of slut shame. make more obvs nxt time, yeah?